GDFC News 23 May
Sorry I'm late, I was having a day-long bath. Anyway, here we are.
GDFC Comedy Night IS BACK
Welcome new members!
Have a question about leagues? Get in touch with the relevant league rep on TeamApp or with our head of football Paula! *Sign ups for the Sunday Super Liga leagues are in the store and fixtures will be released on Tuesday now rather than Thursdays*
*THE GDFC COMEDY NIGHT IS BACK*
After our last three SELL OUT shows... The GDFC Fundraising Comedy Night is BACK!
We might have kept you waiting FOUR long years but this line-up was worth the wait.
To kick things off we are thrilled to announce that our host is Live At The Apollo star... THE Catherine Bohart.
Our past events have seen unbelievable performances from legends such as Chloe Petts, Emma Sidi, Rosie Jones, Desiree Burch, Hotter, Harriet Kemsley, Evelyn Mok, Britney & our very own Saba... the list goes on and we promise this line-up is not one to miss. 👀Performer details coming soon👀
📅 Thurs 13th July
📍The Yard Theatre, E9
🎟️ Tickets go on sale on Thurs 1st June
💰£0: Unwaged Tickets
💰£5: Students/ Low Earner Tickets
💰£10: Advance Tickets
💰£15: Advance Tickets plus donation
All the money raised will help keep our non-profit team afloat at a time when pitch, league & coach fees are increasing - it's so important that we continue our "pay what you can" membership structure. Football is for everyone.
WELCOME OUR NEWSEST MEMBERS
Welcome to Selina, AJ, Liv and Ruby! Excited to welcome them into the GDFC family Make sure to say hi to them next training.
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VIRGINIA WOOLF OF WALL STREET
One of our very own Goals is putting on a night at Vogue Fabrics Dalston on 10 June. Full details below. You can get tickets via the link and check out the event on teamapp to see which other members are planning on going. https://www.outsavvy.com/event/14346/virginia-woolf-of-wall-street
Vogue Fabrics Dalston has undergone a HOSTILE TAKEOVER. Introducing Virginia Woolf of Wall St - London’s first capitalistic sapphic night for suited and booted money grabbing genderfuck bxrstards!
Get ready for some serious mergers on the dance floor. The pound may be weak but our beats go hard - expect 80s inspired bangers, while you yell about stocks on your MASSIVE mobile.
Expect; sweaty jostling on our trading (dance) floor; slick hair; soaring margins; sapphism; insid(h)er trading; bail outs; pin stripes; Ponzi schemes; business cards; money; excess; deregulation of the stock exchange and MORE.
Come wearing a suit (whatever that means to you). But as a rule; no swimsuits, hazmat suits or birthday suits.
Encouraged; skirt suits, pantsuits, zoot suits, shoulder pads, bowler hats, statement earrings, harsh make-up, genderfuck tailoring. We wanna see you channeling your inner KenDoll Roy, Patrick BateHun and JP Whxregan - so show us what you’ve got!
We are too big to fail! Come and bail us out.
£6 early bird, £10 OTD and £10,000 if you’re a baller x
A lovely session on Wednesday. Players of the week were Lucy Roll (she's back!), Selina, Gaia & Marth. Thanks coaches!
We forgot to include these pics from last week's training! Niamh, Beth, Alys and Ruby were all excellent last week!