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GDFC News 15 May

It's the news! It's here!


  • League info

  • GDFC Comedy Night IS BACK

  • Social ethos and calendar

  • Community Corner

  • Player Shout-Outs



Have a question about leagues? Get in touch with the relevant league rep on TeamApp or with our head of football Paula! *Sign ups for the Sunday Super Liga leagues are in the store and fixtures will be released on Tuesday now rather than Thursdays*


After our last three SELL OUT shows... The GDFC Fundraising Comedy Night is BACK!

We might have kept you waiting FOUR long years but this line-up was worth the wait.

To kick things off we are thrilled to announce that our host is Live At The Apollo star... THE Catherine Bohart.

Our past events have seen unbelievable performances from legends such as Chloe Petts, Emma Sidi, Rosie Jones, Desiree Burch, Hotter, Harriet Kemsley, Evelyn Mok, Britney & our very own Saba... the list goes on and we promise this line-up is not one to miss. 👀Performer details coming soon👀


📅 Thurs 13th July

📍The Yard Theatre, E9

🎟️ Tickets go on sale on Thurs 1st June

💰£0: Unwaged Tickets

💰£5: Students/ Low Earner Tickets

💰£10: Advance Tickets

💰£15: Advance Tickets plus donation

All the money raised will help keep our non-profit team afloat at a time when pitch, league & coach fees are increasing - it's so important that we continue our "pay what you can" membership structure. Football is for everyone.



This section is reserved for anyone in the club who has stuff they want to share (job posting, events, other cool opportunities -- whatever!) If you ever want to add anything to this section just email and put 'NEWSLETTER' in the subject line.


One of our very own Goals is putting on a night at Vogue Fabrics Dalston on 10 June. Full details below. You can get tickets via the link and check out the event on teamapp to see which other members are planning on going.

Vogue Fabrics Dalston has undergone a HOSTILE TAKEOVER. Introducing Virginia Woolf of Wall St - London’s first capitalistic sapphic night for suited and booted money grabbing genderfuck bxrstards!

Get ready for some serious mergers on the dance floor. The pound may be weak but our beats go hard - expect 80s inspired bangers, while you yell about stocks on your MASSIVE mobile.

Expect; sweaty jostling on our trading (dance) floor; slick hair; soaring margins; sapphism; insid(h)er trading; bail outs; pin stripes; Ponzi schemes; business cards; money; excess; deregulation of the stock exchange and MORE.

Come wearing a suit (whatever that means to you). But as a rule; no swimsuits, hazmat suits or birthday suits.

Encouraged; skirt suits, pantsuits, zoot suits, shoulder pads, bowler hats, statement earrings, harsh make-up, genderfuck tailoring. We wanna see you channeling your inner KenDoll Roy, Patrick BateHun and JP Whxregan - so show us what you’ve got!

We are too big to fail! Come and bail us out.

£6 early bird, £10 OTD and £10,000 if you’re a baller x



Captain River gave this week’s POTM of our 3-1 win over Todo to Flo for being a natural leader on the pitch (and a half apology for stealing her goal).

After last week’s Captain/POTM, these are starting to look a little rigged…


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